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What a great weekend for all of us. Lots of Rotary "stuff" and so far good weather predicted for the week. Any way a few of the great ideas that have been e-mailed to me by my friends (both of them)

Apun, the lowest form of humor (but for me it is the only and best form) Thanks Chuck for this one, espicially since I teach math. I'm counting on this one to be understood by someone in the education system...here goes.

There were three Indian (today called native Americans). One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove....here it comes, start groaning now...the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two sides.

Sent to me by a good musician, who happens to be blonde. (I will do just the a few this time)

A Blonde's year in review

January Took new scarf back to the store, it was oo tight

FebruaryGot really excited, finished a jig saw puzzle in 6 months, the box said 3-4years

March, fired from pharmacyjob forfailing to print labels...bottles did not fit into the printer


Just a few chuckles to get you started on another good month in Rotary

Next article will have some Spring theatre and movie news.